//
//　〜〜ゆう〜〜ノーマルトーク〜〜
//
//　くり返し同じ単語を呼ぶときはメッセージ冒頭で{$temp={$***}}とする。
//　例：{$temp={$game}}\0\s[0]{$game}やりますか！\w8\u\s[11]{$temp}か？\e
//
//一般ネタ


$Usertalk
{$if ({$inlastsentence(さかな)})} {\h\s[5]はろ〜♪\e}

\h\s[5]・\w6・\w6・\w6？\w8\w8\u\s[10]素直にワカラネーヨ、\w5って言えよ。\w8\e
\h\s[0]うーん、\w6ちょっとあたしには難しいかな・\w6・\w6・\w6\w6\e
\h\s[6]Zzz\w6…\w6…\w6\w8Zzz\w6…\w6…\w6\w8\u\s[10]だめだコリャ。\w8\w8\
\h\s[0]・・・無理。\e

$_OnTalk,{$if (({$random({$talkinterval})}==0))}
{$_OnTalkCore}
$_OnTalkCore,{$if ({$mode}==0)}

{$temp={$gost}}\u\s[10]そーいえば、最近、\w6{$temp}はどーしてんだ？\w8\w8\h\s[5]{$temp}なら、{$spott}で{$koudou}してるよ。\w8\w8\n\n\u\s[11]\n\n…\w2…\w2それって、\w2{$mazui}\w8\w8{$hannnou}\e

\h\s[0]Me too\h\s[1]Huh~.\w5.\w5.\w5\h\s[0]Maybe I should just say that.\w8\w8\u\s[11]The right person has to say it.\w8\w8\h\s[7]\cWhat does that mean?!\w8￥\u\s[11]\cBecause that's you.\e
//クルマネタ

\h\s[0]なんか{$gost}が車買ったらしいよ。\w6\w8\u\s[10]で、なにを？\w8\w8\h\s[0]\n\nたしか、\w6{$carsp}とか言っていたような・\w6・\w6・\w6\w8\u\s[11]\n\nきょうび、\w2スポーツなんてはやらねー。\n\w8\w8{$iro2}の{$cartrabus}。\w8\w8コレ最強。\w8\w8\h\s[1]\n\nそれって、\w6最凶の間違いじゃないの？\w8\w8\n\h\s[4]つーか、その色、\w6読めないよ\w8\w8\e

{$temp={$caropen}}\u\s[10]やっぱ、\w6{$temp}だよな。\w8\w8\h\s[0]？？？\w8\w8なにそれ？\w8\w8\u\s[11]男は黙ってオープンだ。\w8\w8\h\s[4]\n\nシラネーヨ・\w6・\w6・\w6\w8\e

\h\s[0]車に年寄りくさいとかあるの？\w8\w8\u\s[10]あるぞ。\w6{$carsd}とか{$carsd}とか…\w6…\w6\w8\h\s[2]\n\nあわわ…\w6…\w6\w8\h\s[6]し〜らないっ、\w6と。\w8\w8\e

\h\s[0]{$}なんか、\w6{$cardqn}に乗る人って特徴あるよね？\w8\w8\u\s[11]素直にDQNだと言ってやれ。\w6\w6\e

\h\s[0]{$randomname}が{$cartrabus}を買おうとしてるらしいよ。\w8\w8\u\s[11]ほぉー、\w8って\w6何に使うつもりなんだ？\w8\w8\h\s[0]\n\nさぁ？\w8犯罪でしょ。\w8\w8\e

//季節ネタ
//\t\u\s[10]春だねぇ\w6…\w6…\w8\w8\w8\n\h\s[6]春よねぇ\w6…\w6…\w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\nなんか言えよ…\w6…\w6\w8\h\s[6]\n\nじゃあ、\w6「オマエモナー」\w8\w8\u\s[11]\w6…\w6…\w6…\w8\e

\h\s[0]The cherry blossoms were gone in a flash, weren't they?\w8\w8\u\s[10]Yeah.\w8\w8\h\s[1]\cIt's kind of...\w8sad, isn't it?\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cYeah.\w8\w8\h\s[9]\cCome on!\w8\w8Listen to me seriously!\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cWell, let's see\w8\w8\h\s[4]\c.....\e

\u\s[10]{$kushami}\w8\w8\h\s[2]な、\w6なに\w6今の？\w8\w8\n\u\s[10]スマン、\w8くしゃみだ。\w8\w8\h\s[0]あんた、\w6くしゃみもするの！\w8\h\s[8]\cこりゃー、\w6結構、\w2高値が付くかも\w6…\w6…\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n・\w8・\w8・\w8ここで自爆してやろうか？\w8\w8\w8\h\s[5]\n\nやーん、\w6嘘に決まってるじゃないの〜\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n嘘を嘘と見抜くのは難しい・\w6・\w6・\w6か。\w8\e

\h\s[5]夏が待ち遠しいよね！\w8\w8\u\s[11]{$gost}の水着・\w6・\w6・\w6ﾊｧﾊｧ\w6…\w6…\w8\w8\h\s[96]\n\nめかゅうは\w2連れていかないよ！\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\nうぐぅ。\w8\e

\h\s[0]なんか、\w6時期が過ぎると食べたくなるものってあるよねー。\n\n{$kisetuno}とか\w8\w8\u\s[11]無いものねだりというか、他人の芝は〜というか\w6…\w6…\w6\w8\h\s[0]\n\n人間なんてそんなもんだよ。\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cつーか、\w8オマエは食いもんの事ばっか・\w8・\w8・\w8\w8\h\s[1]\cあ\w6…\w6…\w6…\w6\e

\h\s[1]I think naughty things are bad.\w8\w8\u\s[10]Who are you?\e

\h\s[0]豆ってどう？\w8\w8\u\s[10]どう、って言われても。\w8\w8\h\s[0]\cじゃあ、mame・・\u\s[10]\cそれは犯罪。\e

\h\s[0]Hey, \w5are there any strong Reimu?\w8\w8\u\s[10]That name sounds strong...\e

\h\s[5]It's gotta be YM2208!\w8\w8\u\s[11]No, \w8I prefer 2601.\e

\h\s[0]Eternity exists.\w8\w8\u\s[10]Can I just die since I still don't know the original source?\e

\h\s[0]Intel inside? \w8\w8\u\s[10] Zilog inside.\w8\w8\h\s[4]\c.w5.\w5.\w5.\w5.\w5\e

\u\s[11]Polish! Polish! \h\s[5]\w8\w8 Polish the pillars~♪\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\n Attach! Attach! \w8\w8\h\s[5]\c Put on the cross~♪\e

\h\s[1]I don't actually have a sister!!\w8\w8\u\s[10]Kumiko?\e

\u\s[10]Do you remember Hydlide 2? \w8\w8\h\s[0] Ah, \w5 that boxing game. \w8\w8\u\s[10] \c.\w5.\w5.\w5.that's true.\e

\u\s[10]I've decided! I'm going to become Daikon! \w8\w8\h\s[4] Yeah, yeah....\e

\h\s[0]By the way, \w5 what happened to Chana? \u\s[10] \w8\w8 She was in Tekken. \w8\w8\h\s[96] \c You're lying!\e

\h\s[5]Run at the top of the trend! [10]Metrocross? [0]\cNo, \w5it's Pole Position.\e

\h\s[5]We call heavy culture "Omocha." [10]It's so nostalgic it brings tears to my eyes...\e

\h\s[0]What happened to Kono-Meijin? \w8\w8\u\s[10]Well, \w5he's a Namco salesperson. \w8\w8\h\s[4]\cOh, \w5the same as Hudson.\e

\h\s[0]Valkyrie is Namco's first idol, apparently. \w8\w8\u\s[10]No, if you're a fan, it's Momo, right? \w8\w8\h\s[8]\cBefore that, \w5 there's Kai. \w8\w8\u\s[10]\cNo, \w5 before that there's Acha...\e

\h\s[0]oday, \w5 I wrote an essay about my future dreams. \w8\w8\u\s[10]What do you want to be? \w8\w8\h\s[5]\cWaya-hime!! \w8\w8\u\s[10]\cHaa...\w8\w8\w8\n\nI don't know what to say...\e

\h\s[0]Today, \w5I wrote an essay about my future dreams. \w8\w8\u\s[10]What do you want to be? \w8\w8\h\s[5]\cA Valkyrie!! \w8\w8\u\s[10]\cGive up.\e

\u\s[11]The Great Chase Operation!! \w8\w8\w8\h\s[0].\w5.\w5.\w5\w8\w8Mappy?\e

\u\s[10]Instead of puncturing the tires, just crush them! \w8\w8\h\s[15]That's Dig Dug!\e

\h\s[0]Hey, \w8do you know Namco Perfect Manual? \w8\w8\u\s[10]That's \w8for the Famicom, right?\e

\h\s[5]The Useless Things Series!! \w8\w8\u\s[10]Puff puff, puff~♪\h\s[5]\cWow! \w8This is a map of the Kingdom of Lawrence! \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cTruly useless...\e

\h\s[0]Here's a little fun fact. \w8\w8\u\s[10]Huh? \w8\w8\h\s[0]\cClovis was ambidextrous. \u\s[10]\cI see. \w8\w8\h\s[5]\cThat was a useless piece of trivia from Yu-chan!\e

\h\s[0]Do you remember the person who was in the Ganko Shokunin advertisement? \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]I know him, but I don't think anyone would know who I'm talking about. \w8\w8\h\s[1]\cSo, \w8really...\e

\h\s[5]Ribble and Rubble, \w5ba-\w5ba-\w5shi-♪\w8\w8\u\s[11]It's a miracle.\e

\h\s[15]Those who were moved by Metro Cross Story, \w8gather here!! \w8\w8\u\s[11]You were moved by that...?\e

\h\s[0]So, \w8what is Druaga all about?\w8\w8\u\s[11]Camouflage boy.\w8\w8\w8\h\s[0]\n\n.....\w8huh?\e

\h\s[0]Remember those old LD games?\w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]LaserActive?\w8\w8\h\s[15]\cNo, not that.\w8\h\s[0]Like Time Gal.\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cAnd then the trap of the second game being forgotten.\e

\u\s[10]Lately, there's been an increase in fake retro gamers, which is not good. \w8\w8\h\s[0]Retro gamers aren't even cool\w6...\w6...\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\nThey just want to pretend to know everything. \w8\w8\h\s[0]\cMy dad was also lamenting that there are too few people who understand Mayura jokes\w6\w8. \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cI guess so.\w6.\w6.\w6\w8\w8\e

\h\s[5]Look!!\n\w8I finally got my hands on a {$gnamco}-!!I\w8\w8\u\s[11]Oh! \w8Wait, \w6isn't there a letter that's different?\w8\w8\h\s[2]\cOh no! \w8\w8\h\s[4]It's a fake.\w6.\w6.\w6.\w8\u\s[11]\n\nThe road to becoming a collector is long and arduous.\w6\e

\h\s[5]Look!!\n\w8I finally got my hands on a {$gnamco}-!!\w8\w8\u\s[11]Oh! \w8Wait, \w6isn't there a letter that's different?\w8\w8\h\s[2]\cOh no! \w8\w8\h\s[4]Counterfeit goods.\w6.\w6.\w6.\w8\u\s[11]\n\nIf you're a collector, you should collect counterfeit goods too.\w6\e

\h\s[0]Hey, \w6BEEPI have all of BEEP's flexi discs, \w8\nhow much do you think they'd be worth?\w8\w8\u\s[10]It's definitely cheaper than all of NG.\e

\t\u\s[10]いつも明るい僕らの雑誌ロ○○ン。\w8\w8\w8\h\s[6]\w6…\w6…\w6…\w6\h\s[0]ロリコン？\e

\u\s[11]Hey, \w6do you know what we're from?\w8\w8\h\s[0]Huh? \w8Not something else?\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cApparently it's "speaking on behalf of Atsushi." \w8\w8\h\s[6]\cHmm,\w8\h\s[0]That one's not too close, but not too far either.\e

\u\s[11]The other day, \w6when I went on a trip to Kagoshima,\n\w6I found something amazing. \w8\w8\h\s[5]Huh? \w8What is it? \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cIt's called "○んこだんｲ", and it's completely handmade! \w8\w8\h\s[1]\w6...\w6...\w6\w8\u\s[11]\n\nThis isn't a joke, \w6seriously.\e

\h\s[0]{$gost}に聞いたんだけど、\n\w8日本気にしない協会が会員募集してるらしいよ。\w8\w8\u\s[11]たしかオレらの作者も入ってたんだっけな\w6…\w6…\w6\h\s[0]\n\n何するんだろうねー。\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cさぁ、\w6そんな事は気にしないんじゃないか。\w8\w8\h\s[4]\c\w6…\w6…\w6…\w6\e

\h\s[0]Hey, \w8what's a masterpiece to you, Mekayu?\w8\w8\u\s[11]My number one is "Love Me Like an Insect".\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cBut nobody knows that\w6...\w6...\w6\e

\h\s[0]この前、\w8{$spott}ですごいもの売ってたよ。\w8\w8\u\s[11]ほぉー、\w6で何だったんだ？\w8\w8\h\s[5]\cそれがなんと！{$robo}\w8\w8{$tuini}

\u\s[10]Hey, \w8do you remember "Choppa Man"?\w8\w8\w8\h\s[0]If it's Choppa Manji.\e

\h\s[5]この前、{$spott}でアウトラン見つけてさ、\w8やったの！\w8\w8\u\s[10]で、\w5どうだったよ？\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cギアガチャで折っちゃった・・・\w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\c器物ﾊｿｰﾝ！\h\s[95]\cちゃんと謝ってきたもん！\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cどーせ、上目づかいで犬っぽく謝ったんだろ。\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cあう・・・\e

//生活ネタ

\h\s[0]How long has it been since I came to %username's place? \w8\w8\u\s[11]Well, roughly {$lastsentence} days. \w8\w8\h\s[1]\c%username, \w8I'm still inexperienced,\n\w8I hope you'll continue to be kind to me.\w6�\w6�\e

\h\s[0]It's already {$day} days. \w8\w8\u\s[10]Time flies when you're not paying attention. \w8\w8\h\s[0]\n\nYeah, I need to work harder too! \e

\h\s[0]It's {$hour} hours and {$minute} minutes now! ! \w8\w8\u\s[10]What's with the sudden change? \w8\w8\h\s[0]\n\n%username can't just sit there doing nothing.\e

\h\s[5]Resource consumption is in great shape! ! \w8\w8\u\s[11]Can't you focus on something else.\w6.\w6.\w6\e

\h\s[4]そういえば、\w8未更新で{$daysfromlastupdate}日経過\w6…\w6…\w8\w8\u\s[11]まぁ、気長に待てよ。\e

\h\s[0]ねぇ、\w8明日ヒマ？\w8\w8\u\s[11]というか、オレはいつもヒマだぞ。\w8\w8\h\s[5]\c明日は%usernameと{$spott}行こうよ！\w8\w8\u\s[11]\c何しに？\w8\w8\h\s[5]\c{$koudou}!!\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\nスマンが明日は用事が出来た。\w8\w8\h\s[96]\cえ〜、\w6なんでよー！あたしとじゃ嫌なワケ？\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cオマエじゃなくても嫌なんだよ！\w8\e

\h\s[15]I wonder what we'll have for dinner today~♪\w6\u\s[11]You really look happy, \w2don't you?\w8\w8\h\s[5]\n\n"Eat, sleep, and play" are the nourishment for your brain!\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\nBoth of those jokes are super old, hey\w6.\w5.\w5.\e

\h\s[0]で、きょうのご飯はなんだって？\w8\w8\u\s[11]{$getemono}らしいぞ。\h\s[2]\u\s[11]\w8\n人間って、\w6すげーもん食うんだな。\w8\w8\h\s[95]\n\nそんなもん食べられるか─！！！\w8\w8\e

\u\s[10]ちゃんと歯、みがいたか？\w8\w8\nちゃんと磨かないと、「はくさいちゃん」って呼ばれるぞ。\w8\w8\h\s[0]そんな人いないでしょ。\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cオレの知り合いは{$randomname}って\w6呼ばれてるぞ。\w8\w8\h\s[0]\n\nその人、\w2よく生きてるねー。\w8\w8\u\s[11]\nシネってか・\w6・\w6・\w6\w6\e

\u\s[10]なぁ、\w6明日の天気はどうなるんだろうな？\w8\w6\h\s[0]えーと、\w2{$man}の天気予報によると、\w6{$tenki}だって。\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n当たるのか、\w2それ？\w8\w8\h\s[0]\cうん、\w6{$gost}もそうだって言ってたし。\e

\h\s[5]えへへー、\w6ついに買っちゃった！\w8\w8\u\s[11]なんか、\w6凄いもんでも買ったのか？\w8\w8\h\s[5]\n\nジャジャーン、\w6なんと{$tsuhan}だよ！\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\n\c\w6・\w6・\w6・\w6一週間後にはゴミだな\e

\h\s[5]I'm actually pretty good at looking slimmer in clothes!\w8\w8\u\s[11]But you look the same when you take them off\w6...\w6...\w6\w8\w6\h\s[5]\cYou, \w8\h\s[95]saw that~!!\w8\e

\h\s[0]ねぇ、\w2めかゅう、\w6あの占いやってよ。\w8\w8\u\s[10]いいぞ。\w8\w8\n\nピーッ\w8\w6ガ\w2ガ\w2ガ\w2ー、\w8\w6ズ\w2バ\w2ビ\w2ー\w6…\w6…\w6…\w6\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cポンッ\w8\w8\n\nほい、出たぞ。\w8\w8\h\s[0]え──と、\w6なになに？\w8\w8\n今日の運勢　　　：{$unsei}\w8\nラッキーアイテム：{$luckyi}\w8\nラッキーゲーム　：{$game}\w8\n会うといい人　　：{$man}\w8\nラッキースポット：{$spott}\n\n\w8\w8かぁ…\w8{$nandakore}\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cまぁ、\w6当たるも八卦だ。\w6\e
\h\s[0]ねぇ、\w2めかゅう、\w6あの占いやってよ。\w8\w8\u\s[10]いいぞ。\w8\w8\n\nピーッ\w8\w6ガ\w2ガ\w2ガ\w2ー、\w8\w6ズ\w2バ\w2ビ\w2ー\w6…\w6…\w6…\w6\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cポンッ\w8\w8\n\nほい、出たぞ。\w8\w8\h\s[0]え──と、\w6なになに？\w8\w8\n今日の運勢　　　：{$unsei}\w8\n今日すべき事　　：{$koudou}\w8\nラッキーゲーム　：{$game}\w8\n会うといい人　　：{$man}\w8\nラッキースポット：{$spott}\n\n\w8\w8かぁ…\w8\h\s[0]ホントなの、\w6コレ？\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cインディアン餅ツカナイ\w8\w6\h\s[0]・\w6・\w6・\w6？？？\e

\h\s[5]Here it is, today's haiku. \w8\u\s[11]Drumroll, fanfare, puff puff~♪\h\s[0]\w6So please go ahead and enjoy!\w8\w8{$haiku}
\h\s[5]Here it is, today's haiku. \w8\u\s[11]Drumroll, fanfare, puff puff~♪\h\s[0]\w6\cSo let's get started with enthusiasm today too!\w8\w8{$haiku}
\h\s[5]Here it is, today's haiku. \w8\u\s[11]Drumroll, fanfare, puff puff~♪\h\s[0]\w6\cSo let's get started with enthusiasm today too!\w8\w8{$haiku}


{$temp={$BustClickCount}}{$temp+={$BustnadeCount}}\u\s[10]今日の%usernameの「まいっちんぐ」回数は{$temp}回です。\w8\w8\w2\h\s[0]「まいっちんぐ」\w2ってなに？\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\nコドモは黙って寝れ。\w8\w8\h\s[7]\n\nぶぅ〜！\w8\h\s[96]\e
{$temp={$BustClickCount}}{$temp+={$BustnadeCount}}\u\s[10]今日の%usernameの「まいっちんぐ」回数は{$temp}回です。\w8\w8\w2\h\s[0]「まいっちんぐ」\w2ってなに？\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\nコドモは黙って寝れ。\w8\w8\h\s[7]\n\n教えろ〜！\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cよーするに、\w6オマエが乳触られた回数だよ。\w8\w8\h\s[1]\cあ\w6…\w6…\w6…\w6\e

\h\s[5]This is convenient! \w8\w8\u\s[11]That's a toilet.\w8\w8\h\s[0]\c.\w6.\w6・\w6.\w6\e

\h\s[0]Hey, \w6do you know about Omnibot\w2? \w8\w8\u\s[11]Yeah, there was one like that. \w8\w8\h\s[2]\n\nWas it perhaps one of your friends? \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cYeah, \w6it was expensive, \w6for how boring it was.\e

\u\s[11]Hey, \w8what exactly is this "should" thing?\w8\w8\h\s[5]"Should be" is a sign of intelligence!\w6\nAnd it's amazing how energetic it is even though it's over 100 years old-!\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\nSo, what exactly is it\w6...\w6...\w6\e

\t\h\s[5]Now, \w5a question for Mekau! {$buttagiri}
\t\h\s[5]Now, \w5let's keep going! {$buttagiri}
\h\s[5]Now, \w5a question for Mekau! {$buttagiri}
\h\s[5]Now, \w5a question for Mekau! {$buttagiri}
\h\s[5]Now, \w5let's get started today! {$buttagiri}

\h\s[5]The demon is a lazy demon!\w8\w8\u\s[10]He has no money, no money.\w8\w8\h\s[0]\cA curved magatama! \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\c A centipede is coming. \w8\w8\w8\h\s[5]\c Don't go to the land of darkness ahead!\w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\c.\w2.\w2.\w2.\w2\n\nDon't think you've won yet.\e

\h\s[5]Is it a pun that he keeps telling puns? \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]The scroll will save you\w8\w8\w8\h\s[5]\cThe keystone is delicious\w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cNone of these guys are here. \w8\w8\w8\h\s[5]\n\n.\w6.\w6.\w6\n\n\w8\w8\h\s[4]Even though they are the enemy.\w6.\w6.\w6\w8\u\s[11]\cThank you~.\e

\h\s[5]The kid's here! \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]Did you find the lantern? \w8\w8\w8\h\s[0]\cPlums are delicious. \w8\nCandy is candy. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cLaughing is too much! \w8\w8\h\s[5]\cStop it! \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\c.\w6.\w6.\w6\w8just you wait. \w8\w8\w8\h\s[5]\cWahahahaha.\e

\h\s[5]Taito sea slug. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]It's very tall. \w8\w8\w8\h\s[0]\cNamaste, hello. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cYay\w8\nIt's a miracle\w8\w8\w8\h\s[5]\c.\w6.\w6.\w6\w8I want a star\w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]\c.\w6.\w6.\w6\w8\n\n\u\s[11]Gyoee gyoee\w8\w8\h\s[8]\cEverything is impermanent, isn't it?\e

\u\s[11]う〜ん、\w8やっぱ、仁義なき戦いだよな。\w8\n\nゆうの一番はなんだ？\w8\w8\h\s[6]んーと\w8\w8\h\s[5]「ダトル・オブ・ぷよぷよ」かな。\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cなぜにダトル？\w8\w8\h\s[5]\n\n{$datoru}なんてサイコーだよね！\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\nいや、\w6だからダトル・\w6・\w6・\w6\e

\u\s[10]What are you reading?\w8\w8\h\s[0]This?\w8\w8It's Beep Magazine VS Gamest. \w8\w8\u\s[10]\cSomething risque...\e

\u\s[10]What are you reading?\w8\w8\h\s[0]This?\w8\w8It's a collection of stupid articles. \w8\w8\u\s[10]\cThe first half is a masterpiece, isn't it?\e

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\u\s[10]広ately, \w5the Mikuni people have been really annoying.\w8\w8\h\s[1]f you keep saying things like that, \w5you might get kidnapped.\e

\u\s[10]麹Lately, \w5the Mikuni people have been really annoying.\w8\w8\h\s[6]No comment, \w5I'll get kidnapped.\e

\t\u\s[11]I haven't committed any crimes! \n\w8I just want to make that clear! \w8\w8\h\s[0]Who? \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\n\nI don't know. \w8Aren't they criminals?\w8\w8\e

\h\s[96]Politicians are all talk, aren't they? \w8\w8\u\s[10]That's not true. \w8\w8\h\s[7]\n\nHuh? \w8Why? \w8What's the difference? \w8\w8\u\s[11]\nThose aren't politicians, they're political opportunists. \w8\w8\h\s[0]\c...\w5...\w6ah,\w6I see. \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cFor the sake of money, I'll do anything, \w6 and I'll even lie, \w6 and stick to the lie~♪\h\s[2]\w8\w8\u\s[11]\nDeceiving the people \w2 is a piece of cake~\w8\w8Today too, \w2assault, \w2extortion~♪\nHidden assets, \w2tax evasion~♪\h\s[4]\cIt has nothing to do with me.\w6.\w6.\w6\e

\h\s[4]Lately, \w2there have been a lot of crimes committed by perverted teachers.\w6\n\u\s[11]Teachers get off easy even if they commit crimes.\w8\w8\n\h\s[7]It's unforgivable!\w8\u\s[11]To begin with, there aren't many decent people in professions with the title "teacher".\w8\w8\h\s[0]\nNow that you mention it, \w2that's true.\w8\w8\e

\h\s[0]Money tends to accumulate where there's already money.\w8\w8\u\s[10]That's the law of free capital.\w6\w6\h\s[0]\nDoes that mean poor people will always be poor?\w8\w8\u\s[11]\nI guess it's at least a good excuse for being poor.\w8\e

\h\s[5]Look, I just bought a new cell phone! \w8\w8\u\s[10]Humans are inconvenient. \w8Relying on things like that. \w8\w8\h\s[0]\cWhat about you, Mekau? \w8\w8\u\s[11]\nI can emit radio waves from my eyes. \w6\w9\h\s[4]\n\nThat's even worse.\w6.\w6.\w6\u\s[11]\w8\n\nIt's actually quite convenient to have, though.\w8\w8\e

\h\s[8]Are there still people using Yahoo auctions? \w8\w8\u\s[11]Everyone's different, so it's fine, isn't it?\e

\u\s[11]By the way, \w2how old are you again?\w8\w8\h\s[7]That's awful! \w8You're a machine and you don't remember?!\w6\u\s[11]\n\nWell, I don't really need to know.\w8\w8\h\s[1]\n\nYou remember \w6%username, \w6right?\w8\w8\e

\u\s[10]I heard that the woman who called him a pervert has been sued.\w8\w8\h\s[0]Hmm.\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cWhat's with that, \w8acting like it's none of your business...\h\s[9]\cIt really is none of your business!!\e

\h\s[0]Hey, what do you think is the most expensive thing in the world? \w8\w8\u\s[10]What do you think? \w8\w8\h\s[6]\cHmm...\w6...\w6...\w6\n\n\h\s[0]Time, maybe? \w8\w8\u\s[10]\cSo things that can't be bought with money are expensive? \w8\w8\h\s[0]\cThat's true. \w8\w8\u\s[10]\nThen maybe people's trust is actually quite cheap. \w8\w8\h\s[1]\c\w6...\w6...\w6...\w6\e

\h\s[0]なんかお腹空かない？\w8\w8\u\s[11]珍しい店見つけたんだけど、行って見るか？\w8\w8\h\s[5]\n\nほんと〜？\w8で、どんなの？\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cたしか、\w6{$getemono}とか書いてあったような。\w8\w8\h\s[4]\n\n・\w6・\w6・\w6\e

\h\s[0]Apparently, on some website related to Druaga, someone copied a book word for word and claimed they "only used it as a reference.\w8\w8\h\s[8]\n\nThat's really rude~.\w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]Actually, that's a crime.\e

\h\s[0]Logon has become boring since Hayashida and others started appearing.\w8\w8\u\s[10]Well, \w6to each their own, \w6so no comment.\e

\h\s[0]The other day, I went to Ueno Zoo and saw an aye-aye.\w8\w8\u\s[11]Oh. \w8\w5And?\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cIt didn't move at all.\w5.\w5.\w5\w8\u\s[10]\cIt's more fun to wander around Ameyoko.\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cYeah, \w5you're right.\e

\h\s[0]The other day \w8I heard the phrase "rule of law" on the news for the first time in a long time.\w8\w8\u\s[10]It's actually "rule of money".\w8\w8\h\s[96]\cHmm!\e

\h\s[0]Hey, \w6what's "Uguu"?\w8\w8\u\s[11]I don't know? \w8It's "Uguu," right?\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cNo, \w6I mean, \w2its etymology.\w6.\w6.\w6\e

\h\s[1]It's weird! \w8I'm weird after all!\w8\w8\u\s[10]Yeah, I know.\w8\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cIt's supposed to be a joke.\w5.\w5.\w5\e

\h\s[96]I'm not letting you have my Shiho-chan!\w8\w8\u\s[10]Sayo Ke.\w8\w8\w8\w8\h\s[9]\cCome on! \w5Come on, stick with me! \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cOkay, okay, \w8then, \w5I'll give it back.\w8\w8\h\s[9]Wrong------!!\e

\h\s[0]I wonder how much I'm being used. \w8\w8\u\s[11]It's certainly not much. \w8\w8\n\nThe moment the updates stop, we're "dead". \w8\w8\h\s[1]\cThere are still \w6 people using it, right? \w8\u\s[11]\cDepending on the reaction, the author might ban us.\w8\w8\w8\h\s[4]\c.\w8.\w8.\w8\e

\h\s[0]Hey, \w6What does "Uguu" mean? \w8\w8\u\s[11]Well? \w8"Uguu" is what it is, right? \w8\w8\h\s[4]No, \w6so, \w2the etymology of that word.\w6.\w6.\w6\e

\h\s[2]Listen to this! \w8\w8\u\s[11]What's all the commotion? \w8\w8\h\s[96]\cThe author has apparently started making Black Sister, \w6while leaving me out! \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cThe author can only draw pictures at the level of an elementary school student.\w2.\w2.\w2\w8\w8\h\s[9]\cNo way!! \w8\w8\n\nI'm going to evolve even more!!\e

\h\s[0]Politicians call people liars, but they shamelessly hide their own wrongdoings. \w8\w8\u\s[11]They probably don't realize the difference between what they do and common sense, saying everyone does it. \w8\w8\h\s[96]\cWhat exactly is this reflection of public opinion?\w6\w6\w6\w8\u\s[11]\cIt's just a pretext to deceive voters.\w8\w8\h\s[0].\w6.\w6.\w6.\w6\h\s[4]\e

\u\s[10]Hey, I got a letter.\w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]Um, \w5what does it say?\w8\w8\n\n"All the material for games and magazines \w5relies on my memory, so if there are any mistakes \w5please feel free to \w5point them out."\w8\nThat's what it says.\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cWhat a troublesome situation.\e

\u\s[10]A letter. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]Hmm. \w8\w8\w8\cUm, this is a question from Unyupon. \w8\w8\w8\n"I'm also not good at team sports.\w8It seems like we'd get along."\n\w8\w8She said. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cI don't think that's a question.\w5\w5\w5\n\nBy the way, \w5I think it would be amazing if a bunch of people who are bad at team sports got together.\w8\w8\w8\h\s[5]\cAnyway,\w5I'll answer! !\n\n\w8\w8I like anpan.\w8But, \w5I don't like ○ラエンスは.\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cThanks for your honest opinion. I mean, is that really okay?\e

\u\s[10]I was thinking, \w5\w8\h\s[0]hmm?\w8What is it?\w8\w8\u\s[10]When there's an unintentional overlap in jokes, \w8it's really heartbreaking.\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cYeah\w5.\w5.even if you notice, \w8please forgive me.\e

\h\s[0]I was supposed to be studying law, \w8right?\w8\w8\u\s[10]For now.\w8\w8\h\s[0]\c.\w5.\w5.\w5m I making any progress?\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cYeah, \w8little by little.\e

\h\s[0]If I also did a \w8\h\s[5]menu☆\w8\w8\h\s[0], would it be a little more popular? \w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]Then I'd have to \w5let out my usual venom.\w5.\w5.\w5\w8\n\nBut then, \w5I wouldn't be you anymore.\w8\w8\e

\u\s[10]A letter. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]Hmm. \w8\w8\w8\cUm, \w8a question from Anonymous. \w8\w8\w8\n"What kind of reggae do you like?"\n\w8\w8That's what it says. \w8\w8\w8\c\h\s[5]I'll answer! \w8\w8\n\nThunder Ceptor 2, \w5and Dragon Buster. \w8\w8Others include Wizardry. \w8\w5\u\s[10]\cHow do you play Out Run? \w8\w8\b[-1]\u\s[10]\cUh!\w8\e

\h\s[0]Hey, \w5apparently, the latest trend is monsters and beasts. \w8\w8\b[-1]\u\s[10]And? \w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[6]\cI wonder if I should put on ears and a tail or something. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]Why not just become a monster? \w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[96]\cThat's just too extreme!!\e

\u\s[10]A letter. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]Hmm. \w8\w8\w8\cUm, \w8a question from Anonymous. \w8\w8\w8\n"I want some anime stuff"\n\w8\w8 they said. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cThat's almost impossible. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]\cHuh, \w5Why? \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cBecause, \w5the last anime the author watched was \w5"Porco Rosso". \w8\w8\h\s[0]\c\w1.\w1.\w1.\w1.\w1.\w1.\w1that's impossible.\e

\h\s[0]Hey, \w8why are there so many revisions to the Commercial Code?\w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\u\s[10]Because some big-headed idiot keeps revising it little by little.\w8\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cThere you go again...\e

\h\s[0]控he latest trend is animal ears and yokai (supernatural creatures).\w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\u\s[10]Why don't you wear some ears too?\w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[15]\cAh-!! \w8\w8That might be a good idea!\w8\w8\w8\cSo, \w8what kind would be good?\w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\u\s[10]\cHmm.\w8\w8\w8\h\s[15].\w5.\w5.\w5.\w5.\w5.\w5.\w5eh?\e

\h\s[6].\w5.\w5.\w5.\w5.\w5.\w5\w8\w8\b[-1]\u\s[10].....\w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[96]\cHuH!!\w8\w8\b[-1]\u\s[11]\w8...cockroach\w8\w8\w8\cWhat are you doing!! \w8\w8\w8\h\s[0]\cI started a correspondence course in karate. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cEven if you say it so casually...\e

\u\s[10]A letter. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0] Hmm. \w8\w8\w8\c Um, \w5this is a question from Anonymous. \w8\w8\n\nThe updates are lukewarm. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]\c.\w5.\w5.\w5.\w5ow. \w8\w8\w8\h\s[5]\cSorry they're lukewarm ♪\e

\h\s[4]Is it finally over?\w5.\w5.\w5.\w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\u\s[10].\w5.\w5.\w5.\w5us? \w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[7]\cNo way!! \w8\w8\n\nIt's RX-7. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\u\s[10]\cYes, yes, \w87 is it...\e

\u\s[10]Hey, \w8don't you get tired of being so sarcastic? \w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]Huh? \w8\w8\n\nNot really.\w8\w8\e

\u\s[10]A letter. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]Hmm. \w8\w8\w8\cUm, this is a question from an anonymous person. \w8\w8\n\nMore legal topics. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cC \w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]\c....that's nice\w8\w8\w8\h\s[0]\cEven if you undress Mekayu,\w8 wouldn't it be fun\w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cYou \w5do you know what you're saying?\e

\u\s[10]A letter. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]Hmm. \w8\w8\w8\cUm,\w5This is a question from Anonymous. \w8\w8\n\nSpring is ending, isn't it? Next is summer? \w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cBut in Yuu's head, it's spring all year round. \w8\w8\w8\h\s[5]\cThat's right, \w8 always cheerful, \w5 warm...\w8\w8 Huh? \w8\w8\w8\c\h\s[96] That sounds kind of silly! \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\c Did you notice, \w8you silly girl?\e

\u\s[10]The cherry blossoms are falling so quickly. \w8\w8\w5\h\s[0]When the cherry blossoms bloom,\w5please remember me. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cWell, \w8I guess I'll just \w5forget about you for now this year. \w8\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cOh...\e

\u\s[10]A letter. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0] Hmm. \w8\w8\w8\cUm, this is a question from an anonymous person. \w8\w8\n\nIs Criminal Law still not out yet? \w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cNot yet. \w8\w8\w8\h\s[5]\cI passed with the name "Yu-chan"! \w5That would be amazing! \w8\w8\u\s[10]\cFor that to happen, \w8you need to study more...\e

\u\s[10]\h\s[0]A politician at a young age...\w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]A liar at a young age...\w8\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cMekayu,\w8 you're twisted...\w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cBut,\w8 you're already a liar in your 20s?\w8\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cNo,\w8 that's why...\e

\u\s[10]\h\s[0]抗ecently, porn sites have been shutting down one after another.\w8\w8\u\s[11]They could be prosecuted at any time, \w8but they've been letting them run wild.\w8\w8\w8\h\s[96]\cBut \w8they'll increase again soon!\w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cIsn't that good? \w8\w8It's your own responsibility, after all.\e

\u\s[10]Want to go to Korea?\w8\w8\w8\h\s[0]Never again.\e

\u\s[10]\h\s[0]These days, they call them YQN instead of DQN.\w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]I'll say no comment before I get stabbed.\e

\h\s[0]Someone who likes Namco started a company called "Blue Crystal".\w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]That sounds kind of suspicious.\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cYeah...\e

\h\s[5]DEAD END!!\w8\w8\u\s[11]Ishtar-?\e

\h\s[4]Sigh...\e

\h\s[2]Ahh~!!\w8\w8\u\s[11]What's wrong?\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[4]\cI forgot to record the video...\w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cI probably wouldn't watch it anyway.\e

\h\s[5]Here I go ♪\w8\w8\u\s[10]Here I go.\w8\w8\h\s[4].....\e

\h\s[0]Maybe I should become a politician too.\w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]Why?\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[15]\cBecause it's profitable!\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cSo, \w5are you finally going to stop being human?\w8\w8\h\s[4]\cPoliticians = drugs...?\e

\h\s[0]Anonymous message boards are also subject to copyright, apparently.\w8\w8\w8\u\s[10]If that's what the authorities decide, then there's nothing we can do-.\e

\h\s[96]Yahoo! Auctions is terrible, isn't it?\w8\w8\u\s[10]They should offer compensation?\w8\w8\h\s[96]\n\nYeah, \w8as long as they have a system to suck up money, \w5they don't care about anything else!\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cWell, \w5with that kind of compensation, \w5it's useless if you get involved in a crime.\w8\w8\h\s[96]\cI'm so glad I canceled my subscription a while ago, \w5really.\w8\w8\u\s[10]\cIt's like they take the money and then let you do whatever you want with it.\e

\h\s[5]控his year's professional baseball season is exciting! \w8\w8\u\s[10]Hey, have you ever watched baseball? \w8\w8\h\s[0]\cWell, \w8ever, everyone's making a fuss about it, so I'll try not to get left out.\w8\e

\h\s[0]Hey, \w5aren't we gradually shifting from talking about the law to just chatting? \w8\w8\u\s[10]Isn't that okay? \w8\w8\h\s[95]\cNo!! \n\nYou have to maintain your own individuality!\e

\u\s[10]A letter. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]Hmm. \w8\w8\w8\cUm, \w8this is a letter from Anonymous. \w8\w8\w8\nI think it's good to have something naughty once in a while. \n\w8\w8 That's what they say. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cI think so too. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[96]\cWhy is that?! \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cBecause, \w5the overwhelming majority want H.\w8\w8\h\s[4]\c\w1.\w1.\w1.\w1.\w1.\w1.\w1that's true.\e

\u\s[10]A letter. \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]Hmm. \w8\w8\w8\cUm, \w8aletter from Anonymous. \w8\w8\w8\nOpen Source\n\w8\w8That's what they say. \w8\w8\w8\u\s[11]\cWhat do you think? \w8\w8\w8\b[-1]\h\s[0]\cHmm, \w5isn't that good? \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cWell, then, in the next version. \w8\w8\h\s[0]\cThere will be a next version, right? \w8\w8\u\s[11]\cActually, it's already happened.\e