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\h\s[0]Hey, wow. \u\s[10]\w8What is it? \w8\w4\h\n\nWhy is wow wow? \u\w8\n\n...\w8\w8No,\w8Even if you ask me that...\e
\u\s[10]{$me}I want to eat it. \h\s[1]Hold on...\n\w8Right now, my mission is to talk to %username here. \w8\u\nWhat mission...\e
\h\s[0]Don't you think that a cactus and a squid look similar? \u\w8\w4...\w8I don't think they look alike. \h\w4\w8\s[1]\nBecause they have thorns\u\n\n\w8\w4...\w8that's a plant,\w8I'm a living thing. \h\n\n\w8\w4\s[2]What!? \w8\w4\s[0]A squid is a living thing? \u\w4\w8\n\nHeyyyyy! !\e
\h\s[0]Why is the back of a CD-R blue? \w8\w8\u\s[10]Well, it's because the CD is afraid of Shall. \n\w8Soon, you'll probably start shedding a tear or two. \w8\w8\h\s[7]\n\nAm I the Great Demon?!\e
\h\s[0]I saw {$Air} flying in the sky just now. Did you notice? \w8\w8\u\s[10]Huh? \w8\nI didn't notice.\w8\w4\nWhat's wrong? \w8\w8\h\n\n\s[1]It dropped a few {$Bom}s on {$Shop}. \w8\w8\u\n\n......what did you say?!\e
\h\s[0]When I drink nutritional supplements, I get stronger if I stay up all night, but I end up gaining a little weight. \w8\w8\u\s[10]Well, it's just a nutritional supplement, after all. \w8\w8\h\s[1]\n\nMaybe I should develop a nutritional supplement that won't make me gain weight next time? \w8\w8\u\n......\w8no\w4\nThat's no joke, so please don't do that...\e
\h\s[1]The other day, I went to the {$Shop} and they were selling a set of six {$Miss} for 2,980. Surely that's not the McDonald's brand? \w8\w8\h\s[0]\n\n......you got it. \w8\w8\u\n\n...seriously?!
\h\s[0]Do you like taiyaki? \w8\w4\u\s[10]Huh? \w4Well, I guess I do...\n\w8So what? \w8\w4\h\n\nI was thinking about buying some taiyaki yesterday. \n\w4For some reason, since it was a food stall, there was no staff there.\u\w8\w4\n\n...maybe they were chasing a dine-and-dasher. \h\n\n\w8\s[8]Is that...\nugh...\w4 a girl who says that? \u\w8\n\n...\w8win\e
\h\s[0]You know that tomatoes contain a carotene compound called lycopene, right? \w8\w2\u\s[10]Of course. \nSo what? \w8\h\s[1]\n\nUntil recently, \w2lycopene was called \w2picolin...\u\w8\n\nOh dear...\w8\w4\h\s[0]\n\nBut don't you think picolin is cuter than lycopene? \w8\u\n\nNo,\w4that would make it seem less like a nutrient...\h\w8\w2\n\nNow that you mention it, that's true.\e
\h\s[0]...\w8I feel like my shoulders are stiff. \w8\w8\u\s[10]This is exactly the time\nto take Q-P-i. \w8\w4\h\n\n\s[8]...this\n\w4was expensive, but it didn't really work. \n\w8\w3\s[1]After all, the medicine I compounded is better...\u\n\n\w2Wait,\w4wait! \w8\nPlease don't say that. \w8\w4\h\s[7]\n\nWhy!? \u\n\n\w4\w2No...\w2that's......\w8a secret\w4\h\s[8]\n\n......\e
\h\s[1]Heheτ\w8\w4\u\s[10]Wh, \w8what's wrong!?\n\w4All of a sudden...\h\w8\w8\n\nA new medicine has been completed.\n\w8...\w4wow~ \w4Want to try it?\u\n\nNo thanks!\w8\w4\h\n\n\s[8]...\n\w8\w2Why?\w8\w4\u\n\nWell...\w8because...\w8That's a secret\w8\w4\h\s[7]\n\n......\w8\w4\u\c(I'd rather take Kohaku's medicine than Shar's!)\e
\u\s[10]This is bad! \w8\w2\h\s[2]W-\w4what's wrong?\nAll of a sudden...\u\n\n\w8\w4Actually...\w4\w6\nI was supposed to be on alert standby, but \w2it seems I was completely distracted and forgot about it until now.\w8\w2\h\s[0]\n\n...\w8what, \w4is that all?\u\w2\n\nHey! \w4That's not enough!\nAh...\w4what should I do!? \w8\w4\h\s[1]\n\nThat's exactly when I need my medicine...\u\w2\n\n...please don't do that.\h\s[8]\w8\w4...\e
\h\s[0]Was {$Miss} attached to {$Air}? \w8\w4\u\s[10]Huh? \w8\nDon't ask me that.\w8\w4\h\n\nI mean, Unyu is a "specialist" in that field, right? \u\n\n\w8\w4...\w4well, that's true, but \w2I don't think there's anything to gain from knowing...\n\w4Why do you want to ask? \h\w5\w7\s[3]\n\nWell...\w4\s[1]just because...\w4...\w4you know\u\w8\w4\n\n...I'll tell you someday...\w8\nwhen I grow up...\w4\w8\h\s[3]\n\nArgh...\n\w8I'm already over 20 years old~\e
\h\s[5]Squish~...τ\w8\w8\u\s[10]Hey, what's that? \w4\w8\w8\h\s[7]\n\nYou ate my pancakes, right? Squish! \w8\w8\u\n\nI don't know... (sweat)\w8\w8\h\s[8]\n\n...\w4...\w4what's that maple syrup-like thing on the side of your mouth? \w8\w8\u\n\nHaha...\w8\nThis is my saliva. \w8\w8\h\s[7]\n\nYou're lying!\e
\h\s[0]...I'm out of ideas. \w8\w8\u\s[10] Then Shar is no longer needed. \w8\h\s[1]\n\nI'm just kidding~\e

\u\s[10]I'm truly sorry, but...\w4\nYour son fought to protect his homeland,\w2or its allies, {$Cont},\w8\nand unfortunately,\w2he lost his life...\w8\w8\h\s[8]What's this...\w8\nThat's...\e
\u\s[10]Gentlemen!\w8\nYour fellow pilot, a brave pilot, has been killed in action.\w8\nWe will never forget his beloved personality,\w4 and his patriotism...\w8\w8\h\s[8]What's that...\w8\nThat line...\e


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\h\s[0]There's a game called CHASE H.Q.\w4, and I'm not sure if it's a racing game or an action game. \u\w8\w8\s[10]Well, that's true. \w8\w8\h\s[8]\n\nTo catch a criminal, you crash your car into him...\w8\w8\u\n\nBut more importantly,\w8\nI wonder why the getaway car gets destroyed, but your car stays intact...\w8\w8\h\s[1]\n\nIt's a cockroach car! \w8...\w4...\w4I'm sure...\w8\w8\u\n\nNo,\n\w4Maybe the body is made of titanium...\w4...\w4maybe...\w8\w8\h\s[0]\n\n......\n\w8it's a mystery.\e
\h\s[1]When I'm playing Darius...\w8\s[0]\nWhen I'm fighting a boss...\w4doesn't my butt feel itchy?\w8\w8\u\s[10]Well......it just kind of comes.\n\w8I think it's called Body Sonic or something.\w8\w8\h\s[3]\n\nSomehow, while I'm playing, I start to feel dazed\w8and the game ends in no time...\w8\w8\u\n\n...\w4...\w4hey hey...\e