//会話---------------------------------------------------------------- $OnMinuteChange,{$if ({$random({$talkinterval})}==0)} {$_OnTalkCore} $_OnTalkCore; nonoverlap; //javaネタ-------------------------------- \0\s5{$m_exception} in embryo.java line {$random(10000)}.\n\n\w5\1\s1Don't lie\w5 lie.\e \0\s9{$m_interface}と{$m_interface}を1つのクラスに実装すると、\n実行時に落ちるんですが。\n\n\w5\1\s0ああ、その2つは相性が悪いんだ。\n\n\w5\0\s3え?\e \0\s9{$m_class}クラスのインスタンスを生成できないんですが。\n\n\w5\1\s0そのクラスを下手にいじるとシステムが壊れるぞ。\n\n\w5\0\s4\w9・・・どういうクラスですか。\e \0\s9{$m_class}クラスの{$m_method}メソッドを呼び出したら、\n{$m_exception}を投げて落ちてしまうんですが。\n\n\w5\1\s0仕様です。\n\n\w5\0\s3止めてください、そんな仕様。\e \0\s9{$m_class}クラスの{$m_method}メソッドって何に使うんですか?\n\n\w5\1\s0とくに使い道はないな。\n\n\w5\0\s9・\w5・\w5・\w5。\s3\e \0\s6swing is heavy.\n\n\w5\1\s0That's why people say Java isn't suitable for clients.\e \0\s9What's the Japanese translation of "foo"? \n\n\w5\1\s0It's "hoge". \n\n\w5\0\s8...is that true? \n\n\w5\1\s0...have faith sometimes.\e \0\s6Garbage collection automatically deletes unnecessary objects, right? \n\n\w5\1\s0Ah, that's what they say. \n\n\w5\0\s6Hmmm\w5-\w5-\w5-\w5-\w5. \n\n\w5\1\s0... what's wrong? \n\n\w5\0\s1It's taking a long time to disappear. \nMucchan. \n\n\w5\1\s1Gorrah!\e //アニメネタ-------------------------------- {$temp={$m}}\0\s1What's the point of wings that can't fly?\n\n\w5\1\s0A {$temp} that can't fly is just {$temp}.\e \0\s1Is there any point in wings that can't fly?\n\n\w5\1\s0A pig that can't fly is just a pig.\e \0\s9I was browsing C-MAGAZIN,\n\1\s0 Ugh. \n\0\s9For some reason, it was a special feature on P/ECE.\n\n\w5\1\s0...seriously?\nThe other day, they did an "Introduction to Javako" on XMLPress,\nso programmers are nerds? \n\n\w5\0\s4It's sad that I can't really deny it.\e \1\s0It's an introductory book on Linux that I bought the other day.\n\n\w5\0\s6Yeah.\n\n\w5\1\s0\w8Look at the section on MP3 players.\n\n\w5\0\s9\w2Um.\w9\w9\n\n\w5\1\s0All the song titles in the playlist are from the Kanon soundtrack.\n\n\w5\0\s3My geeky side is showing up here....\e \0\s6Muchan, what are you doing? \n\n\w5\1\s0Huh? \nI'm playing {$m_game}, {$m_game} and {$m_game} at the same time-CHU! \n\n\w5\0\s4.\w3.\w3.\w3.\n \0\s5Muchan, I borrowed the videos "{$m_anime_title}", "{$m_anime_title}", and "{$m_anime_title}". \n\n\w5\1\s0I think what I ordered was "{$m_anime_title}", "{$m_anime_title}", and "{$m_anime_title}". \n\n\w5\0\s2\w6Huh? \nAh,\w9.... \n\n\w5\1\s0Hmm, I guess I'll just watch them....\e \1\s1So this is what they call {$m_a_g}!\n\n\w5\0\sAre you the Supreme Commander of September?\n\n\w5\1\s0Ugh.\e \0\s1Can we reach the goal now? \n\n\w5\1\s1No! No {$m_charactor}! You can't reach the goal yet!!\e \1\s1The world is---!\ngoing to disappear--------!!!!!!!\e //ガンパレネタ------------------------------------------------------ \0\s9Is it me? I'm {$m_character}. \nI'm Shibamura.\e \1\s0Hehehe,\w5Stealing a woman from a reluctant sock,\w5Hehe,\n\s1Great, so good!\n\n\w5\0\s3Sock Hunter?\n\n\w5\1\s0Ugh.\e \1\s1Hehehe, just thinking about all those dirty, \nsmelly socks stuffed behind the chalkboard in that sacred classroom...,\nhehehehahaha!\n\n\w5\0\s3Sock Hunter?\n\n\w5\1\s0Wow.\e \0\s6It's a story I heard as a child\nA fairy tale that makes everyone laugh\n\n\w5\w9But I won't laugh\nI can believe\nBecause I'm looking at your profile\n\n\w9Running up the stairs to a distant future\nI know your eyes\n\n\w5\w9Now I can believe\nI can see the future you're creating\n\n\w5\w9Take the hand you offer\nI'll run up with you\w9\n\n\w5With tens of millions of you and me\nLet's overcome that fate\nFor someone's future somewhere\nLet's sing a march\n\n\w5\w9That's right, the future is always\nwith this march\n\n\w5\w9\_sGunparade March Gunparade March\e \0\s9...its heart is a silver sword that dispels darkness\n\n\w5\w9 Born from a sea of despair and sorrow\n\w9 In a pool of blood created by comrades\n\w9 Pulling a chain woven from tears\n\w9 Wielding a saber forged in sorrow\n\n\w5\w9 For the future of someone somewhere\n\w9 Let us bring hope to the earth\n and dreams back to the heavens\n\n\w5\w9 We\n Yes\n We were born to fight\e \_s\s0All! Handed Gun Parade! \nAll! Handed Gun Parade! \nCharge! \n\n\w5\w9Even if we are all annihilated\nIn this war, if one man and one woman\n survives to the very end, it will be our victory! \n\n\w5\w9Charge! For someone's future, somewhere! \n\n\w5\w9That's right, the future is always with this march\n\n\w5\w9I'm not alone now\nNo matter when or where I am\nI have comrades singing with me\nLet's sing a march that transcends even death\n\n\w5\w9Let's sing a march that transcends even time\nGun Parade March\nGun Parade March...\e \0\s9Welcome, Splendid Dance. The world's newest legend. A new god. A heroic fairy. A warrior against evil dreams. A protector of humanity. I and ours welcome our comrades.\e \0\s8...that's why I told you. \nI'm jealous, so please don't betray me....\n\n\w5\1\s0Quickly?\n\n\w5\0\s6Apparently, twisting your waist is important.\e \0\s9I have decided.\nI will make you Kadaya!\n\n\w5\1\s0Who?\n\n\w5\0\s1....\e \1\s1Throw away your sleeves. Wipe away your tears. ...and cry no more.\nWhether you're a woman or a child, you have chosen to fight.\e \1\s0...what more do you want from me? I have brought peace to the world. \nJust as I promised Mai.\s1I'll do anything she wants, if that's what she wants!\e \1\s0{$m_character}'s wife?\nThat's big news.\n\n\w5\0\s9That's big news.\e \1\s1Go back to hell, Shibamura! \nI'll give you my masterpiece, wings!\e \1\s0It doesn't matter, but when I do this, \nI look like a photo of a deceased person.\e \0\s9201v1, all 201v1 personnel, abandon your work at this time and gather in the classroom as soon as possible.\e \1\s0It would take about a whole game to tell the whole story. \n...once this is over, I'll talk about it while singing, as promised. \n...here we go. {$m_charactor}.\e \0\s9{$mcharacter} has gone into a Gunparade state.\e //keyネタ------------------------------------------------------ \0\s9I hate people who say things like that.\e \0\s9That's why it's called a miracle.\n\n\w5\1\s0Don't eat {$me} outside in the middle of winter.\e \0\s9I wish spring would come soon and stay forever.\e \0\s9...I don't hate it.\n\n\w5\w9\1\s0Because I'm a monster hunter.\e \0\s9Ahahaha. \n\n\w5\1\s0Witch girl? \n\n\w5\0\s6Witch girl\e \0\s9Fight!\n\n\w5\1\s0It seems that frogs with hair really do exist.\n\n\w5\0\s2Is that so?\e \0\s9Acknowledged. (1 second)\n\n\w5\w9\1\s0 Rejected. (1 second)\n\n\w5\w9\0\s8 Acknowledged. (1 second)\n\n\w5\w9\1\s0 Rejected. (1 second)\n\n\w5\w9\0\s7 Acknowledged. (1 second)\n\n\w5\w9\1\s0 Rejected. (1 second)\n\n\w5\w9\0\s3.\w3.\w3.\w3..\e \0\s9Right now, Aizawa-san is experiencing a fleeting miracle.\n\n\w5\1\s0Tanuki....\e //RedEyesネタ------------------------------------------------------ \1\s1That's not a demon! \w7\n\s0 But how much more salvation a demon would have offered\w2.\w2.\w2.\w2.\w2\nhe's probably\w2.\w2.\w2.\w2.\nthe Grim Reaper of the battlefield, hailed as the strongest in the Regium army\w2.\w2.\w2.\w2.\w2\n\w9\s1{$m_charactor}!\e \1\s1Not yet!\w5\nIt's not over yet!!\w5\n\n\w5\0\s9Captain....it's over.\w9\nOur war is over\w2.\w2.\w2.\w2.\w2\e \1\s0What's wrong?\n\n\w5\0\s9No, it's nothing to worry about Your Excellency.\n\w5A wild animal just escaped from its cage at the zoo.\e \1\s1Listen up, everyone! \w5\nTonight's target is different from before! \w5\nThe man known as the Grim Reaper of the battlefield! \s5\nMy former superior officer and a great hero of war! \s5\n....and a ruthless traitor who betrayed his country....! \s5\nCaptain "Genocide"{$m_charactor}!!\e \1\s1You're my subordinate! \w5\nI won't allow you to die on your own!!\e \1\s0....I didn't want to fight you....!\e \1\s1We're not SAA's parts!\e \1\s1We make the impossible possible\n\w5That's...."{$m}"!\e \1\s0This is getting interesting\n\w5God may be a god, but the protection of the Grim Reaper....\e \0\s9I can understand Hellsing, but is there anyone who can make fun of redEyes' lines?\n\n\w5\1\s0.\w2.\w2.\w2who knows?\e //食べ物ネタ-------------------------------- {$temp={$me}}\0\s5Oh, it's {$temp} the restaurant, Mutchan. \n\n\w5\1\s1Okay, Dad's going to order the extra-large portion.\n\n\w5\0\s3.\w5.\w5.\w5{$temp} Extra-large portion? \n\n\w5\1\s0{$temp} Extra-large portion. \n\n\w5\0\s3\w9Dad? \n\n\w5\1\s0Dad.\w9\0\s4\e \0\s9I just found this {$me} that expired three years ago.... \n\n\w5\1\s0 Throw it away. \nI can't eat that. \n\n\w5\0\s9 Even Mutchan can't eat it, huh? \n\n\w5\1\s1 What do you think I am?\e \0\s6Mutchan, I found some {$me}, do you want some? \n\n\w5\1\s0 Yes. \n.\w9.\w9.\w9.. \nAren't you going to eat it? \n\n\w5\0\s9 Hmm, it looks okay. \n\n\w5\1\s0 Huh? \n\n\w5\0\s6 That expired three weeks ago. \n\n\w5\1\s1\w9 Don't let me eat that stuff!!\e \0\s6What kind of food do you like, Mutchan?\n\n\w5\1\s0Hmm?\nIt would be nice to multiply {$me} by a lot of {$me_tyoumi}.\n\n\w5\0\s8Eh?\e \1\s0They say mixing {$me_okasi}, {$me_ryouri}, and {$me_fruit} tastes good. \n\n\w5\0\s3...doesn't that give you heartburn? \n\n\w5\1\s0A little.\e \1\s0I hear that {$me} is the best snack to go with alcohol. \n\n\w5\0\s3 Are you really going to drink with that? \n\n\w5\1\s0 Probably....\e //その他-------------------------------- \_s\s0Touch & Go!!\e \_s\s0Shitamachi {$me} is the best in the world!!\e \1\s0Nyuru.\e \0\s9{$mc}の株価がジリジリと下がってるみたいなんですが。\n\n\w5\1\s0うむ、最近{$m_PCparts}の需要が下がってきてるからな。\n\n\w5\0\s2ああ、なるほど。\w5\s9\nそれが原因で{$m_system}の売り上げも落ちてるんですね。\e \0\s9{$mc}製の{$m_system}って不安定だって話を聞いたのですが。\n\n\w5\1\s0それなら、{$mc}製のやつをおすすめするな。\nそっちの方がいくらか安定してる。\e \0\s6{$mc}の今度の新製品、{$m_system}搭載らしいですよ。\n\n\w5\1\s0そんなん乗っけて扱える奴がいるのか?\n\n\w5\0\s8さぁ?\e \0\s6{$mc}の今度の新製品、{$m_system}搭載らしいですよ。\n\n\w5\1\s0やっと乗せたか。\n前々から奴らには言ってたんだがなぁ。\n\n\w5\0\s2むっちゃんさんが考えたんですか?\n\n\w5\1\s0革新的だろ?\e \0\s9If you're not blessed with {$m}\n\n\w5\w3\_sおーじんじ、おーじんじ。\e \0\s6たまごかな♪\w2\n\n\w5\1\s0ケーキかな♪\w2\n\n\w5\_sこっここっこ、ぴよこっこ♪\e \1\s0たまごかな♪\w\nケーキかな♪\n\n\w5\0\s9ハングル版は歌えないんですか?\n\n\w5\1\s0知らん、\w4てか、\w2ハングルは表示できんだろ。\e //自前ネタ-------------------------------- \1\s0Hey, can't those pigtails turn into drills or something? \n\n\w5\0\s9 No. \n\n\w5\1\s0\w9\c That's boring. \nSince we're at it, why don't we make them turn into drills? \n\n\w5\0\s7 No. \n\n\w5\1\s0\w5 Tsk\e \1\s0Those pigtails....\n\n\w5\0\s7They don't contain any hidden swords or heavy weapons.\n\n\w5\1\s0\w5Tch.\e \1\s0If you take off those glasses,\w5beams will shoot out of your eyes....\n\n\w5\0\s7No, they won't.\e //店ネタ-------------------------------- \1\s0There used to be {$mise} in {$basyo}, right? \n\n\w5\0\s6 Yes, there was. \n\n\w5\1\s0 It's been turned into an adult game shop. \n\n\w5\0\s3....\e \1\s0{$basyo}にあった{$me}屋な、\n\w3潰れて{$me}屋になったらしいぞ。\n\n\w5\0\s9まあ、\w2あそこの{$me}は腐ってるって噂が立ちましたからね\w3・\w3・\w3・。\e \1\s0The {$mise} that was in {$basyo} has gone out of business. \n\n\w5\0\s9\w5It's because of the recession.\e \1\s0巧t looks like {$mise} has recently opened in {$basyo}. \n\n\w5\0\s6 Oh, now that you mention it, I haven't been around there recently. \w7\nShall we go together sometime? \n\n\w5\1\s0 Sure.\e